Are you Ready for Marriage?

The other day I came across a pre-marital quiz on Retronaut (my new favorite site, thanks Han). It is full of useful information and I decided to take it in order to see if I am "mature and understanding enough to make the kind of wife your husband Brian desires" (note the sarcastic tone).

Anyways, my favorite question from the quiz is 

"your husband's old flame arrives in town! You fix her goose by:

I would have chosen "C," 

 "Saying: I don't see how you could have ever gone out with a bag like that!"

* Needless to say, I failed the quiz